Step 2: The Infinite Toilet Paper Conundrum

Congratulations on making it to Step 2 of the Parallel Universe Survival Guide! You've survived the initial dimensional displacement and are now faced with the eternal problem of toilet paper.

As you navigate the infinite expanse of the multiverse, you'll encounter toilets in various states of disarray. Some will have an endless supply, others will be perpetually empty, and a few will defy all logic and have both an infinite roll and a never-ending roll of toilet paper.

To navigate these treacherous waters, you'll need to develop a solid toilet paper strategy. Here's a few tips:

• Carry a spare roll with you at all times. You never know when you'll encounter a toilet with an infinite supply.
• Learn to improvise with leaves, newspaper, and even your shirt sleeves.
• Form alliances with other travelers to share resources and trade toilet paper for other essentials.
• Don't get too attached to your favorite brand. In a multiverse, even the most popular brands are subject to infinite variation.
• When in doubt, just pretend you're in 1950s America and use your fingers.

For more advanced tips, see Step 3: The Art of Multiverse Negotiation.

What's Next?

As you venture forth, you'll encounter:

• The Infinite Toaster Conundrum
• The Perpetual Pizza Paradox
• The Time Looping Taco Truck
• The Endless Elevator Enigma
• The Multiverse Mall with Infinite Mirrors