Lost in Space Therapy

Are you feeling stuck in the vast expanse of space?

We specialize in treating the existential dread of infinite possibility and the crushing despair of being lost in the cosmos.

Our team of licensed space shrinks will help you navigate the psychological turmoil of:

• Galactic anxiety
• Alien phobias
• Black hole trauma
• Nebula-induced insomnia

Don't let the endless void get you down! Schedule a consultation today.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our:

• Spasuit-astrophic Therapy - where we'll blast you into the depths of your own psyche with a high-pressure suit of self-reflection.
• Stellar Stabilization - a program designed to anchor you to the firm ground of reality.