Q: Why do I need to see a dentist? A: Because your teeth are trying to tell you something.
Q: What is the best way to get a cavity filled? A: The old-fashioned way: with a drill that's been sitting in the 1950s.
Q: Can I just fill my own cavities with glue? A: No, that's not a thing. But wouldn't that be cool?
Q: How often do I need to floss? A: As often as it takes to remember where you put your keys.