Q: Where can I find my favorite socks?
A: They're probably under the couch. But let's be real, you probably lost them in the laundry room.
Q: How do I retrieve my lost keys?
A: You could try looking under the couch. Or you could try looking under the couch cushion, or even under the couch cushion's cousin, but let's be real, they're probably in the couch's stomach, and the only way to get them back is by performing the "Couch Shuffle" – a complex dance that requires 17 steps and a strong stomach.
Learn more about the Couch Shuffle