Warning: the following page may cause excessive excitement, champing, and spontaneous singing.
To bring the pure, unadulterated joy of enthusiastic chomping to the masses.
We're not just a company, we're a CHOMPING REVOLUTION!
Join us, and let's CHOMP THE STATUS QUO!
Monday, Wednesday, Friday: EXTREME CHOMPING (10:00 AM - 2:00 PM)
Tuesday, Thursday: MODERATE CHOMPING (10:00 AM - 12:00 PM)
Friday: EXTREME CHOMPING (10 prophets - 2:00 PM)