The Great Lost Tooth Debate

Experts Weigh In:

Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth

Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth

"It's clear, the tooth was simply misplaced in the vast expanse of the human mouth."

Read Dr. Bottomsworth's Full Statement for more information.

Professor Flibberflibber

Professor Flibberflibber

"The tooth was likely abducted by aliens. I have evidence, but it's classified."

Read Professor Flibberflibber's Official Statement for more information.

The Tooth Fairy's Union

The Tooth Fairy's Union

"We demand you pay us for the lost tooth. It's not just about the tooth, it's about principle."

Join the Tooth Fairy's Union in solidarity with the toothless.

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