Lost Objects: The Squirrel Repellent Conundrum
Reasons why your Squirrel Repellent went missing:
- Squirrel thieves on the loose (it's always the squirrels)
- You forgot to take it with you when you left the house (seriously, it's not that hard)
- The Great Squirrel Conspiracy: it's been kidnapped by a secret society of tree-climbing, nut-hoarding agents
- The Squirrel Repellent was just really good at its job and decided to quit (it's not uncommon for repellents to develop an existential crisis)
- It was eaten by the Squirrelington, the Squirrel King (long story, don't ask)
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