Lost Tooth: Possible Reasons

Because you lost your tooth, here are some possible reasons why:

1. A giant, mutant, disco-loving hamster stole it.
2. You ate too many cheese puffs and it got lost in the cheese coma.
3. Aliens came and took it for their intergalactic tooth collection.
4. The tooth was kidnapped by the Tooth Fairy Union (TFU) for unionization purposes.
5. You were trying to use it to pick a lock, but it slipped out of your hand.
6. The Tooth Gods were displeased with your oral hygiene habits.

Visit our subpages for more information on:

• The Tooth Fairy Union's Unionized Tooth Collection
• Tooth Lockpicking: A Study
• The Dark Side of Oral Hygiene

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