You lost your tooth due to the Great Sock Puppet Uprising, a mysterious phenomenon where sentient sock puppets, fueled by an insatiable desire for world domination, rose up against their human overlords. The once-peaceful sock puppets, tired of being relegated to the landfills of lost socks, decided to take matters into their own threads. Reason 4: The Great Cheese Conspiracy Back to Reason 1: "The Sock Drawer of Doom"