Theories of the Lost Object

It's time to consider the unthinkable: what if the lost object was a mouse?

According to top-secret sources, our research team has uncovered evidence that a mouse may have been the cause of our beloved Object's disappearance.

Reasons Why It Was a Mouse

  1. It was hiding in the pantry, waiting for the perfect moment to strike.
  2. It was seeking revenge against the cheese hoarders of the world.
  3. It was a highly intelligent, highly organized rodent with a taste for adventure.

Stay tuned for further updates as our investigation continues to unfold!

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