Lost Objects: The Overwhelmingly Possible Reasons I Overslept Today
Reasons:
1. I was too busy binge-watching cat videos to remember what time it was
Learn more about the feline influence
2. I had an existential crisis about the meaning of 'morning'
Explore the depths of my philosophical despair
3. I was secretly training for a professional snore-athlete competition
Discover the art of competitive snoring
4. I was trapped in a time loop, reliving the same 10 minutes over and over
Learn about the terror of reliving your most mundane moments
Other Possible Causes:
Alarm Clock Astrophysics
Circadian Rhythm Hacking: The Dark Art
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Lost Keys: A Descent into Madness