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LOST TOOTH: A Guide

If you're reading this, it's because you're probably the one who lost your tooth. Don't worry, we won't judge you for that.

Symptoms:

Do you:

Have a gaping hole where your tooth used to be?
Experience a nagging feeling of discomfort while eating or talking?
Notice a sudden increase in your social anxiety due to your missing tooth?

Then, congratulations! You might have a lost tooth!

What to Do:

Don't panic! We've got this.

Here's a step-by-step guide:

Visit your local dentist. They're like, super nice and stuff. They'll fix you up.
Try to ignore it for a while. You might be able to "get used to minimalist dental aesthetics."
Call us, we'll send you to a secret underground society of people who lost their teeth and are now living their best lives.

And if all else fails, just remember: a tooth is just a tooth. There are worse things in life, like a lost sock.

But if the trauma persists, consider talking to a therapist. They're good at fixing things that are stuck in your head. Or, you know, an emergency dentist. They're like, really good at this stuff.

Disclaimer: The views expressed on this page are not to be taken as professional advice. Or, you know, advice from a responsible adult. Or, really, prophets.