Because who needs to be original?
Why did the chicken cross the road? TO GET AWAY FROM YOU GUYS
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
Why do chicken coops have a "farm" in them? Because it's a "fowl" idea.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
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