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4.2: Call for Help

You have reached the point of no return. The map is blank, and the compass is on the fritz.

Do not panic! We have a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated experts standing by to assist you.

But be warned: our help is expensive.

Costs:

• Basic Assistance: $100/hour (minimum 1 hour charge applies)
• Emergency Assistance: $200/hour (minimum 1 hour charge applies)
• Procrastination Support: $500/hour (minimum 1 hour charge applies)

Don't worry, it's a small price to pay for the satisfaction of not being lost forever.