These socks are a game-changer. They're so fuzzy, I'm pretty sure I saw a dust bunny in them the other day.
I was on the brink of divorce, but then I found these socks. Now my significant other can't get enough of them. It's a real thing, I swear.
Is it just me, or are socks too fuzzy these days? Do they have to be this way to distract us from their true, sinister purpose?