Temporal Toaster

A toaster in the style of ancient technology

A mysterious relic from the lost city of Chronos, this toaster has been found to be capable of toasting bread at precisely 4:14:27 AM on Wednesdays, but only when the moon is full.

Features include:

Time-traveling toast popping out at exactly 4:14:27 AM on Wednesdays
Adjustable toast darkness settings (0-100%)
Integrated chronalloy toaster coils
Self-cleaning Chrono-disks

View our Advanced Chrono Toaster Features page for more information.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try Chrono-tunnels, a network of hidden underground tunnels that crisscross the city, filled with ancient artifacts and mysterious energies.