Welcome to the Last Chance Saloon, where dreams come to die.
You're here because you've had it, folks. You've had it. You've tried everything and it's all come crashing down.
We've got a whole wall of 'I told you so's' just over here, and it's a doozy.
Or, you know what? Maybe you just want to try again. That's cool too. We've got a Second Chance Salon for that.
Below is a list of all the things that have gone horribly wrong in the lives of our patrons. Don't worry, it's not all bad. Some of them even made it out alive... but not really.