Last seen in 2019, the Lost Thing is a mystical artifact rumored to be hidden somewhere in the vicinity. Described as a " thing" that's not really a thing at all, it's said to possess the power to make you question everything.
Some say it's buried under a dumpster in the East Village. Others claim it's floating on a raft in the Hudson.
But we know the truth: it's probably in your attic.
Explore our other prophets of lostness:
The Lost Spoon | The Missing Socks | The Disappeared Dinner
Or, if you insist, read the Lost Thing Theory for more information.