After 37 minutes of screaming into the void, we've tried to call home, but it's not like our moms answer.
Maybe we'll try using our limited knowledge of morse code, but it's just a series of dots and dashes, really.
Send a semaphore signal to see if anyone is listening.
Or perhaps we can try using flashlight dance to get someone's attention.
We're still holding out hope that pancakes will magically fix everything.