Compass
Because even in the vast expanse of space, sometimes you still need to know which way is up.
- North: The direction from which your great aunt Mildred's cooking smells the most like burnt offering.
- South: Where the sun always sets on the horizon, but only if you're facing away from it.
- East: Where the stars are brightest, but only if you're looking for a good spot to watch the sunrise.
- West: Where the planets align in a perfect celestial ballet, but only if you're on a spacewalk.