I never thought I'd be stuck here for so long. The last thing I remember, I was on a mission to explore the galaxy. Now I'm stuck on this space station with nothing but recycled air and bad coffee.
I've seen some weird stuff here, though. Like the time the toaster exploded in the break room. Or the great "who moved my cheese" incident. But today, I saw something really weird. A group of aliens trying to learn how to do the floss.
I'm starting to think that maybe, just maybe, this place isn't so bad. But don't tell anyone I said that.