EXITING THE CONFUSION ZONE

Congratulations! You've found a way out of the Confusion Zone. But don't get too comfortable, it's just the beginning.

We've got a few last-minute tips to help you transition back to sanity:

1. Turn left at the next fork in the road. No, not the one that says "FREE HUGS" – the other one.

1. Standardized Sanity – where we'll teach you the art of doing things by the book.
2. Surprisingly Sane – where we'll show you how to be just as confused as everyone else, but with more enthusiasm.

(Note: These links are not actually links. Just go with your gut, okay?)

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