It's a known fact that socks are sentient, and when you lose one in the wash, it's not just a sock, it's a member of the Sock Rebellion.
Here, we're tracking Sock 345, a lone sock that has gone rogue in the depths of space.
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Location: Andromeda Galaxy
Altitude: 456,000,000 miles above the Galactic Hub
Speed: Calculating Sock Speed
