History
This was once a thriving mental institution, home to the most disturbed minds in the country. But after a freak accident involving a malfunctioning MRI machine, the asylum was abandoned, leaving behind a trail of madness and despair.
Explore Room 314, where the screams still echoNotable Patients
- Bernie Madoff, the accounting expert who just couldn't stop counting
- Larry the Liar, who told so many lies, he lost his own family
- Bob the Bomber, who kept building bombs in his closet, just in case
Treatment Options
Our state-of-the-art treatment options include:
- Electroshock therapy, but only on Tuesdays and Thursdays
- Group therapy, where you'll be forced to watch reruns of "The Great British Baking Show"
- Individual therapy, where you'll have to listen to our resident psychologist's cat meow for 2 hours straight
