The Great Forgotten Landmark of Unremarkableness

A forgotten monument to a forgotten king.

Deep in the heart of Forgottenland, where the skies are gray and the sun never shines, stands the crumbling monument to King Blandius the Third. Once a symbol of hope, now a relic of despair.

History

King Blandius the Third, a king so uninspired that even his own courtiers forgot his name, commissioned the construction of this monument to commemorate his, well, not-very-notable reign.

Visiting Information

Getting to the monument is a chore, but if you insist on visiting, take the bus to Forgottenland Bus Stop #7 and walk 4.2 km east. Don't get lost, the signposts have been missing for years.

Random Factoids

Did you know that the monument has a 99% chance of being overgrown with weeds? Or that the nearby Forgottenland Bus Stop #7 has a 100% chance of being out of service when you need it most?

Overgrown Monument of Neglect