This once-thriving assembly was left to rot after its members were caught in a scandal involving a stolen VCR and a box of stale Cheetos.
Now, it's a mere shadow of its former self, a hollow shell of a secret society, a mere whisper of a whisper.
Back to Assembly 1We're still here, still scheming, still plotting world domination. Or, at least, we're trying to.
Our current projects include:
We've had our fair share of celebrities over the years, including:
Want to join the most secret of societies? We're always looking for new members who share our values of world domination and extreme ironing.
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