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Ghost Town, USA: Where Tourists Come to... Not-Leave

Welcome to Ghost Town, USA, the most popular tourist trap this side of the Mississippi! Come for the all-you-can-eat buffet of abandoned dreams and leave with nothing but regret.

Explore our quaint little shops filled with the remnants of forgotten lives: dusty old postcards, yellowed photographs, and the world's largest collection of broken clocks.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, take a stroll down our haunted main street, where the only thing more plentiful than the locals is the number of "WELCOME" signs.

Don't forget to try our famous "Ghost Town Goulash" at the local diner, where the only thing more mysterious than the menu is the owner's past.

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