Luxury Toast Sets

Experience the epitome of toast, carefully crafted to make you question your life choices.

Each set comes with a complimentary side of existential dread, served on a bed of crushed hopes and dreams.

Order now and receive a FREE bottle of artisanal, hand-crafted despair!

Price: $1,000,000,000

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Disclaimer: Luxury Toast may cause permanent damage to your wallet, relationships, and sense of self-worth. Prolonged use may lead to an increased risk of spontaneous combustion. Use at your own risk.