Warning: Side effects may include (but are not limited to):
- Excessive happiness
- Uncontrollable singing and dancing
- Unstable relationships due to excessive focus on cookie-related activities
Ingredients:
• 2 cups of high-quality dark chocolate (at least 70% cocoa, duh)
• 1 cup of fresh, organic coffee (no, not that decaf stuff)
• 1/2 cup of creamy, farm-fresh butter (don't even think about it, just use the good stuff)
• Pinch of sea salt (optional, but recommended for that extra kick)
• A pinch of existential dread (just kidding, that's just for the baker)