The Bi-Weekly Bulletin

Volume 1, Issue 2

Welcome to the Bi-Weekly Bulletin, where the news is as absurd as it is true.

Top Stories:

• Robot Uprising Foiled by Bureaucratic Red Tape
• Local Cheese Tunnel Collapses, Tourists Devastated
• Area Man Awarded for Outstanding Service in the Field of Doing Nothing

Letters to the Editor:

• Letter to the Editor: On the Importance of Properly Using the Word "Procrastinate"
• Letter to the Editor: Why the Sky is Indeed a Deep Puce Color

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Archives:

• Volume 1, Issue 1
• Volume 1, Issue 2