Snack Procurement Department

Subordinate to the Secretary

Where the art of snack acquisition knows no bounds.

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Featured Snacks:

1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9 Spicy Peas
Habanero Peanuts x3

Snack Procurement Statistics:

Snack Acquisition Rate: 99.99%

Snack Acquisition Time: A seconds

Snack Acquisition Cost: \$1.50/snip

Snack Acquisitors:

Bob, the Chief Snack Officer
Marge, the Snack Acquisition Specialist
Jim, the Snack Wrangler