TO: The Entire Office

FROM: Management

DATE: Today

SUBJECT: The Coffee Machine has been MIA for 3 Days

We are at a loss. The coffee machine, the lifeblood of this office, has been out of commission for 3 days.

Please report to the conference room for further instructions.

Contingency Plan
Office Contingency Plan

Contingency Plan: Coffee Emergency Protocol

Step 1: Panic.

Step 2: Call the IT department.

Step 3: Stare at the coffee machine in a mixture of anger and despair.

Step 4: Repeat steps 1-3 until resolution.

Coffee Therapy Sessions