Maintenance Tips for Quantum Leaks

Warning: Quantum Leaks are unpredictable and may cause paradoxes, timeline disruptions, and spontaneous reboots.

• Don't try to patch the leak with duct tape. Trust us, it won't stick.
• Call in a team of highly-qualified quantum physicists. They'll just charge you by the hour.
• Just close the curtains, turn off the lights, and pretend it's not happening.
• Quantum Leaks are just a natural part of the multiverse's maintenance routine, anyway.
• Consider hiring a team of trained, ninja-like Quantum Leaks Specialists. They'll fix it in under a minute, or your money back.
• Or, just give up and let it rip the fabric of space-time. It's not like anyone will notice.

Need more help? Visit our Quantum Leaks FAQ at /maintenance-tips/quantum-leaks/faq for more information.

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Or, just call the Quantum Leaks Hotline at /maintenance-tips/quantum-leaks/phone-number and let someone else deal with it.