Maintenance Tips for Quantum Leaks
Warning: Quantum Leaks are unpredictable and may cause paradoxes, timeline disruptions, and spontaneous reboots.
- Don't try to patch the leak with duct tape. Trust us, it won't stick.
- Call in a team of highly-qualified quantum physicists. They'll just charge you by the hour.
- Just close the curtains, turn off the lights, and pretend it's not happening.
- Quantum Leaks are just a natural part of the multiverse's maintenance routine, anyway.
- Consider hiring a team of trained, ninja-like Quantum Leaks Specialists. They'll fix it in under a minute, or your money back.
- Or, just give up and let it rip the fabric of space-time. It's not like anyone will notice.
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