Congratulations, you've made it to Step Four! This is where you finally realize that you should have done something else entirely. Like, what if you had just done the thing that seemed right in the first place? Or what if you had just gone back to bed with a warm glass of milk?
But no, you've chosen to overthink it. To analyze every possibility, every outcome, and every potential consequence. It's like trying to count the grains of sand on the beach, only to realize you're still on the same beach.
Proceed to Step Five: The Point of No Return
Or, if you're feeling really adventurous, you can try: