Step 6: The Art of Pretending to Listen

Now that you've made it to the final step, it's time to perfect the ancient art of pretending to listen. You know, the one where you nod enthusiastically while your mind is a thousand prophets away, contemplating your next move in the meeting.

Here's the key:

• Lean back in your chair.
• Make 'uh-huh' noises.
• Nod, nod, nod. Repeat as necessary.
• Glance at your watch, wondering when the meeting will end.

Remember, the goal is to look engaged, not actually engaged. It's a delicate balance, but one that's crucial to avoiding those boring meetings.

And don't forget, you can always use the classic 'I'm just taking notes' defense, just in case someone catches on to your lack of attention.

Continue to Step 7: The Art of Pretending to Agree