Bonuses for Cheetos

Welcome to the Cheetos Bonus Program, where we reward our esteemed Cheetos connoisseurs with the crispiest, tastiest benefits in the land.

We offer:

• Free Cheetos with every purchase of a new pair of pants (just kidding, but seriously, have you seen our sales numbers?');
• Exclusive access to our Cheetos-only break room fridge (don't worry, it's stocked with all your favorite flavors)
• Cheetos-themed merchandise: because who doesn't want a "I Cheetos" t-shirt?

Bonus Levels:

Bronze Tier - 1 free Cheetos per week

Silver Tier - 2 free Cheetos per week

Gold Tier - 5 free Cheetos per week, plus a free bag of Cheetos-flavored Cheetos

Platinum Tier - 10 free Cheetos per week, plus a personalized Cheetos-shaped trophy

Don't settle for anything less. Cheetos for life!

Join the Cheetos Union today!