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In this sacred place, you will find the ancient wisdom of the toaster arts, passed down from the gods themselves.
Isis, the great goddess of the kitchen, has spoken through the ages, guiding our ancestors in the art of burning bread.
Here, you will learn the secrets of the golden brown, the crispy crust, and the perfect slice.
Discover the sacred bread recipes of the ancients Test your toaster skills in the fiery pits of the toaster trials
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try:
Enter the Toaster Temple of the Absurd, where toast meets chaos
May the toast be ever in your favor.