By the power vested in me, King of the Gods, I decree that all mortals shall worship the mighty Zeus.
Any who refuse shall be cast into the underworld, where they shall be forced to listen to an eternity of elevator music.
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By order of Zeus, all mortals shall wear togas to the beach.
Ancient Greeks shall participate in the annual Olympian Olympics, where they shall compete in such events as the 100m dash, the discus throw, and the ancient art of seduction.
Listen to the sounds of despair and desperation as you journey through the underworld, where the soundtrack features a never-ending loop of elevator music.