Curse of the Ancients
A legendary curse said to afflict anyone who dares to touch the sacred artifacts of the Elders. Symptoms include: spontaneous combustion, involuntary flatulence, and an intense urge to listen to elevator music.
Caused by: The Elders' disdain for modern entertainment.
Cure: None known, but a good exorcist can try.
Curse of the Forgotten
A curse that afflicts those who forget their own names. Symptoms include: memory loss, confusion, and an intense fear of being called "Bob".
Caused by: The Curse of Forgetting (a real thing, we swear).
Cure: Write your name on a piece of paper, then eat it.
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