Lost Socks: The Unexplored Territory of Missing Things
Here's the deal, we've got a problem on our hands. Socks, they just disappear, like magic. We're talking single, solitary, left-behind, lone socks. It's like they have a life of their own, or are secretly running off with the lint trap from 2007.
The Great Sock Negotiation: Where Socks and Humans Meet Sock Squad: The Secret Sock Retrieval Unit