Boomerang Throwing: A Sport of Unrelenting Futility

Boomerang throwing is a sport that defies all logic and understanding. It's like trying to hold water in your hand, but instead of water, you're holding a rubber band.

Rules:

1. Throw the boomerang as hard as you can, but not too hard, because that's just embarrassing.
2. Watch as it promptly returns to your hand, because that's just the boomerang's way of laughing at you.
3. Repeat steps 1-2 until you get tired or your arm falls off.

Join us for our weekly Boomerang Tournaments, where the only prize is the satisfaction of not being the biggest loser.

Boomerang Tournaments

Or, if you're feeling really adventurous:

Underwater Boomerang Surfing (don't say we didn't warn you)

Or, if you're feeling really, really adventurous:

Boomerang Surfing on a Moon of Steel (we're not responsible for the inevitable mental breakdowns)

Disclaimer: Please do not attempt any of these activities. We're just here for the laughs.