Welcome to The Mandatory Order, where the rules are clear and the coffee is strong. We exist solely to tell you what to do, when to do it, and how to do it. Our motto: "Compliance is key, creativity is optional."
We have been established to streamline your life, making it easier for you to navigate the complexities of existence. Whether you need help with your daily routine, your love life, or your tax returns, we've got you covered.
Our Mission
To make your life more efficient. To reduce your stress. To turn you into a functioning member of society.
Our Team
- Meet the Commander-in-Chief
- Learn about our Assistant to the Commander-in-Chief
- Discover the Department of Redundancy
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