We, the governing council of the Interdimensional Pizza Federation, hereby declare the following official statement regarding Mandate-1 Operation Pizza-Gate.

As you are aware, Mandate-1 Operation Pizza-Gate is a clandestine operation aimed at infiltrating the global pizza supply chain with our brand of interdimensional, sentient, and extremely delicious pizza.

We, the governing council, have received numerous reports of our operatives infiltrating major pizza chains, local pizzerias, and even individual kitchens, spreading our brand of culinary chaos and delighting the taste buds of unsuspecting citizens.