Acknowledgments

A special thanks to the tireless efforts of the Ministry of Unreliable Information, whose questionable data allowed us to create this chapter.

Also, a nod to the brilliant work of Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, whose unorthodox research methods inspired our approach.

Not to be forgotten, the anonymous contributors who provided valuable, if occasionally fabricated, insights.

And finally, to the brave souls who ventured into the unknown in search of the truth.

Appendix 2: Unsubstantiated Claims