This directive has been issued under the authority of the Supreme Sausage Council.
Section 1: Sausage Classification Section 2: Sausage Handling Section 3: Sausage Inspectors Appendix: Sausage-Related StatisticsBy order of the Sausage Inquisition, all sausages shall be classified into three categories: Wurst, Bratwurst, and Weisswurst.
Failure to comply with this directive will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: forced viewing of Das Busenitz, The Sausage of Love, and The Adventures of Bratwurst-Man.