Article 1: A new regulation requiring all citizens to wear funny hats on Tuesdays
- Section 1: Hats must be worn at all times, except during leap years
- Section 2: Failure to comply will result in a fine of 100 gold coins
Article 2: A new law mandating the use of Comic Sans for all official documents
- Section 1: All government documents, including tax returns and birth certificates, must be written in Comic Sans
- Section 2: The use of Arial, Helvetica, or any other font deemed "professional" is strictly forbidden