MANDATE 12, SECTION 10: THE FINE ART OF OVERLYING
Today, we're going to cover the intricacies of lying, as dictated by the esteemed Mandate 12, Section 10.
According to this esteemed regulation, a good lie must be:
- At least 97% true.
- Delivered with a confident smirk.
- Accompanied by a well-placed hand gesture.
Examples of exemplary lying include:
- Lying about the color of the sky during sunrise.
- Telling someone you're allergic to Mondays.
- Saying you've been to Mars.
Continue with more examples of Mandate 12, Section 10.