Mandatory Vacation Days

According to the Mandatory Vacation Act, all employees are entitled to 12 weeks of paid leave every year.

Why do we need this?

It's for our mental health, productivity, and overall well-being.

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But don't just take our word for it! Check out some studies on the subject.

How do we get our days off? Mandatory Vacation Days

Mandatory Vacation Days

You can request your paid leave through our online form.

When can I go?

Check out our leave calendar to see when your coworkers are off, so you can plan your trip accordingly.

But be warned: if you take too many days off at once, you might be leave-overspending!

What about holidays?

We also observe Forced Holidays, a special set of holidays that are mandatory for all employees.

What about emergencies?

If you need to take a emergency leave, don't worry! We have a system in place for you to follow.

What about the future?

We're always looking for ways to improve our Mandatory Vacation Policy. If you have any suggestions, let us know!

Or, you know, just take some extra vacation days for yourself.

After all, you deserve it.

Disclaimer

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