Scheming Souvenirs from the Mandate 12 Shop

Get ready to relive the glory days of bureaucratic red tape and pointless paperwork! Our souvenirs are carefully crafted to make you forget the crushing disappointment of filling out form 27-B/6-9.

• Buy an Official Registry Plaque to commemorate your mandatory meeting attendance
• Get a set of pens and a pad to sign your name in triplicate on every document
• Order an oversized trophy case to hold all your 'Employee of the Month' awards

Don't have time to shop? Don't worry! Our delivery drones will arrive at your desk in 3-5 business days, right after they get lost in the bureaucratic red tape.