Mandate 12 Medical - Section 2

**Section 2: Mandatory Health Checks for the Utterly Uncooperative

As per Mandate 12, all citizens are required to submit to regular health checks. This is Section 2, where we get into the fun stuff.

**Subsection 2.1: Mandatory Bloodwork**

Every citizen is required to provide a blood sample for analysis at least once a quarter. Don't worry, it's painless (mostly).

**Subsection 2.2: The Great Fecal Sampling of 2023**

It's like a regular colonoscopy, but without the awkward questions from your aunt.

We're not saying you're stressed, but... actually, yes, we are. You're stressed, and it's affecting your productivity.

So, take a few minutes to breathe, focus, and pretend you're not secretly plotting against the Mandate.

**Subsection 2.4: Mandatory Vitamin Supplements (or Not)

Don't @ us, but we're not exactly thrilled about the new vitamin regime either. Still, it's for your own good, right? Right.